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I think my co-worker just asked me out on a date…on Facebook. SHIT SHIT SHIT! Why did I say I would go out to the movies with him? I need to decline fast.

Today was the first day I purchased an unlimited Metrocard since 2007. LOL, shit.

He had asked me to write a complaint letter for the rental office about his upstairs neighbor. I emailed him the rough draft and he was such a fucking pain in the ass about the whole thing. He wanted me to include every little bit of detail, and even exaggerate to the point where he’s going to sound like a douchebag. Whatever, so I made two copies and met up with him.

2 hours later, he wants to know why I didn’t include the exaggerations that he wanted in the letter. I mean really? “Dad, do you want these people to help you resolve this issue or not? Just trust me on this.” My god. And then he wants me to leave out a certain part in the letter now. Make up your goddamn mind.

I don’t mind writing the letter for him…but getting 10,000 phone calls about what I should write in the letter and whatnot was starting to get annoying as fuck.

I told him I’ll redo the letter for him…and then he tells me he’s just going to cross out the stuff he doesn’t want in the letter. I swear…this man… is a retard.

I’m such a great friend that I’m taking my friend shopping…as I type this right now…online :)

The last time I did something idiotic while under the influence was when I was 17. And that was giving a lap dance to some old fart and giving him my number. Godddd.

Last night, I had 6 rounds of Patron shots on an empty stomach and ended up flashing (my naked self) to my friend’s BFF. UGHHHHHHH.

I’m kinda beating myself in the ass right now.

I got invited to the opening and shopping event tonight…but I decided to take a nap instead.

So fucking excited:

• Getting a massage @ Soho
• Eyelash extensions
• Pool party

I’m squirming with excitement! I just got my financial aid money and I want to just spend it all! I’m just going to splurge on these things for now and worry about buying other things after I buy my school books.